People sometimes ask me, "Buzz, do you really have no idea what's in the box when you get stuff that you ordered in a state of semi-consciousness?" OK, here's the truth:

Most of the time (80-90%) I honestly could not tell you what I think is going to be inside any given package. About 50% of the time, once I open it and see what's inside it jogs my memory just enough so that I might have at least an inkling why I might have ordered some of this crap.

The other 50% of the time, I am at a complete loss to explain what I was thinking at the time the ordered was placed.

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