ZZZZBay: Buzz’s Back From Vacay with More Medicated Online Shopping

People sometimes ask me, "Buzz, do you really have no idea what's in the box when you get stuff that you ordered in a state of semi-consciousness?" OK, here's the truth:

Most of the time (80-90%) I honestly could not tell you what I think is going to be inside any given package. About 50% of the time, once I open it and see what's inside it jogs my memory just enough so that I might have at least an inkling why I might have ordered some of this crap.

The other 50% of the time, I am at a complete loss to explain what I was thinking at the time the ordered was placed.