What Should Elon Musk Buy Next and How Should He Improve It?
The world’s richest man, Elon Musk, has purchased Twitter for $44 billion and people have lots of thoughts about what changes he’s going to make. Musk has expressed his desire for an “edit” function for Tweets.
Lots of people think he’ll let some banned persons (notably the former president) back on. Musk has certainly made it a point to let everyone know that he is a “free speech absolutist” so both of those scenarios are likely.
Even after the Twitter purchase, Elon still has…let me do the math real quick…oh, about a gazillion dollars left. So the internet has been asking: What Should Elon buy next and what changes should he make? Here are two that I’ve seen already:
“Elon should buy MTV and bring music videos back.”
“Elon should buy Coca-Cola and bring cocaine back as an ingredient”
This sounds kind of fun! I’d love to hear any of your own original ideas. Here are a few I just thought of…
Elon should buy McDonald’s and bring back the animal fat to cook the French fries in!
Elon should buy The Simpson’s and bring Apu back!
Elon should buy the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and kick all the rappers and pop stars out!
Elon should buy Rib Hut and bring back dollar rib night on Wednesdays!
Elon should buy MySpace and bring back Tom!
Also, I’m aware that every time I write an article at least a dozen people have to use it as an opportunity to “pwn” me so, I’ll save you the time!
Elon should buy KLAQ and fire Buzz Adams!
Just kidding! People will STILL make this joke because they comment after reading just the headline.