You'd think step one in 'smuggling school' would be working out the direction of said smuggling. I mean, there's tons of mota sitting around in Mexico, and there are tons of mota-heads sitting around in America. The instructions really kinda write themselves.

Two men were caught entering Mexico with over 13 pounds of marijuana. I'm not sure what pot goes for in Mexico these days, but I don't think a big payoff was what drove these two. One man was American and the other was Mexican, so my theory is they tried some of it and then flipped a coin to decide who's country to take it to.

Smuggling drugs is dumb, umm-kay? Smuggling them INTO Mexico, I think, is dumber. If you want to see the Cereso prison that bad though, hey ... you go bro.

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