Top 5 Porn Parodies That Have Ruined My Childhood

I have very fond childhood memories of spending hours watching cartoons and playing video games. I still waste plenty of time on these stress relieving activities but now I have found a whole new world of entertainment that just ruined some of my happy childhood memories. Of course. these videos are NSFW!

Working for KLAQ you see a lot of weird things, especially when you search the internet for things Buzz Adams says. I came across a Spongebob porn parody thanks to Mr. Adams and now the release of a Pokemon porn parody has just crossed the line for me. Here is my list for the top five porn parodies that have made me shed a tear for the loss of innocence.

1. Pokemon

I LOVE Pokemon! Pikachu was my favorite character so to see this version of the adorable pocket monster turned into an incredibly freaky sex creature breaks my heart. They could have just borrowed an actually Pikachu costume so it wouldn't be such a nightmarish imaged named "Dickachu." The only good thing is Brock finally gets a girl, since he is constantly shut down by women throughout the original series.

2. Spongebob Squarepants

Everyone's favorite sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea also likes to get freaky! You can pick up on some of the hidden perverted jokes within the cartoon series, but this parody just goes too far. Squirrels, squids, starfish and sponges should never be imagined as sexual partners. It's wrong, just WRONG!

3. Cinderella

One of the most popular Disney princesses gets the wicked treatment as a group of porn stars create their own dirty fairy tale. Poor Cindy loses more than her glass shoe in this film.

4. Super Mario Bros.

The master of the Mushroom Kingdom is now showing his skills in this weird parody. We all know Mario and Peach are in love, but once they get in that castle we don't know what they do and I thought most people didn't want to know. I was wrong.

5. The Simpsons

American's favorite cartoon family, The Simpsons received a porn parody that changed the way I see some characters. Specifically, Ned Flanders. Marge and Homer take notes from Paris Hilton's sex tape and have a few friends stop by. They should make a Treehouse of Horror episode based off of this because it's pretty frightening.