The Queen of England has Been Sitting on the Throne for 60 Years!!!

Congratulations, English people! Of course, the best of your kind left England long ago and are now known as Americans. Although our country came from your country, we have some fundamental differences.  I guess we "septics" as you call us, just couldn't stomach the idea of bowing and scraping before someone just because of whose sperm they came from.  In America, we love liberty and equality.  In England, you love...I don't know...curtsying  like a trained monkey in front of a useless, genetically compromised welfare-recipient ??  I don't get you people sometimes, honestly. Your double "0" agents are the coolest on the planet. Your "skiffle groups" from Liverpool are way better than ours.  Why do you  still , in this day and age, insist on treating these inbred, buck-toothed elitists like ...like...royalty?!? It's because she can still behead you if she wants to, right? That's the reason , isn't it? The beheading? That's the only thing that could make sense.

Click on the jump below to hear a special message from Queen Elizabeth II (who names their baby after a ship, seriously?)talking about her 60 years on the throne....