Well it looks like someone is going to be working some overtime in San Antonio! Spotted on the streets of San Antonio was the Sucia Patrol, and judging from the comments section, whoever is running this will soon experience some burnout!

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What is a "sucia"?

Well, first of all, a "sucia" is the Spanish definition of 'dirty girl.' It can refer to literally being dirty, or being dirty due to promiscuous behavior. In some cases one can be dirty or a 'sucia' by association.

And, apparently San Antonio has a sucia problem because a new unit had to be created just for them! Behold, the "Sucia Patrol".


by u/torituguita14 in sanantonio

Let's check out this truck.  According to them, they are San Antonio Control for Sucia Prevention. Also, they are unit 69. Nice.

Now, I wasn't fully aware of the sucia problem in San Antonio; but I am familiar with the culture. I'm from El Paso, and I've definitely had my fair share of run-ins with sucias!

Ibuki Tsubo via Unsplash
Ibuki Tsubo via Unsplash

Now, I'm not saying that it's bad or anything, but to have an entire patrol unit for it? Crazy!

Over in the comments section of the post, many gave their sympathies as it looks like this unit is headed for overtime!

He’s going to need FMLA from being overworked. Time for a mental break.

Other hailed the patrol a hero for their duty and loyalty to sucia prevention!

Because he's the hero San Antonio deserves... But not the one it needs right now..... Because Fiesta is over for the year.
So he'll hunt them, because he can take it.
Because he's not our hero.
He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector.
The Sucia Patrol.

It's not easy job, but someone has to do it. When they're done in San Antonio how do we get them to the rest of Texas?


Gallery Credit: Leo

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