Porch Pirates are horrible people who deserve to be punished. I'm all for public floggings, myself. Except for this El Paso pooch .. he's too cute to flog.
It's not every day we have the opp to see runaway goats hanging out at a Texas Target store. But whether we knew it or not, this is the content we need to see.
Why did ESPN pull announcer Robert Lee off doing a Virginia football game? To avoid all the Robert E. Lee memes after Charlottesville.
Well, this probably won't help much.