Stupid Things That Are Illegal In Texas

You have always heard about states having crazy laws, well, Texas has them too! Some of these are absolutely ridiculous and hilarious. The funny thing is we all may be guilty of a few!

1. Kingsville, Texas: It is illegal for pigs to make love at the airport! So if you will have your pigs fly, make sure they are not about to mate!

2. Port Arthur: It is illegal to fart in an elevator. The technical term is emitted obnoxious odor! So the next time you do, you better hope you can blame it on someone else! LOL

3. Texas: You cannot shoot wild hogs and coyotes out of a helicopter. However, there are many people who try.

4. Clarendon, Texas: Although the motto is Don't Mess With Texas and it's all about clean up, it is illegal to use a feather duster on a public building in Clarendon.

5. San Antonio, Texas: This explains why online dating has become so popular. It is illegal to flirt using your eyes or your hands.

6. Texas: No sipping! It is illegal to take three sips of beer while standing. Chug! Chug! Chug!

7. Mesquite, Texas,  Keep it classy and conservative. It is illegal for kids to have weird haircuts. I'm not sure how that could be defined.

8. Texarkana, Texas. It is illegal to ride a horse at night with no taillights. Good luck trying to get the lights on the back end of a horse! LOL

9. Texas: It is illegal to curse in front of a corpse. So you can't say, "That son of b@#ch is really dead!" LOL! You could be arrested!

10. Texas: It is illegal to drink milk from another man's cow! Sorry, you can only drink from your own teat! LOL