Don't crash and don't come in second.  Simple enough instructions I guess ... right??

Well, 1 out of 2 ain't bad .......

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Give the kid a brake!  (Get it??)  He followed the second half of his instructions to the letter! C'mon, he  wasn't second into the lake. He was sooooo the front runner there!!

Wait noooooo.  Screwed that part up to didn't he....... kids.

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