Six Covid-19 Products You Can Buy Today

I bought about 30 reusable, washable neck gaiters. Then, the day after they arrived from Amazon, I read that they were the LEAST effective masks. I’m paraphrasing but I think the story mentioned that my masks of choice were, “worse than not wearing a mask at all”. So, I’m not recommending any of the following items. Here are some of the Covid-19 related products you can buy online right now.

1.) The True to Life Covid 19 Mask

COST: $12.99

REVIEW: Does not prevent transmission of germs. CAN be used for your Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy cosplay.

2.) Germ Key That You’ll Never Use

COST: 4 for $13.98

REVIEW: This fancy model comes with a stylus…for the tech savvy anal-retentive germaphobe.

3.) Social Distancing Chair Decals

COST: $14.95 for a 5 Pack

REVIEW: Small, unobtrusive and in no way impedes using the chair. Perfect for your next indoor Trump rally.

4.) Covid-19 Shaped Ice Cube Maker

COST: $19.99

REVIEW: Winner of the coveted “Thing you will use once then forget about until you find it in 15 years and realize what an idiot you were” Award.

5.) Covid Sympathy Card

COST: $5.00

REVIEW: Perfect for ruined birthdays, weddings, bar and bat mitzvahs and going-out-of-business.

6.) Prank Thermometer App

COST: Free!

REVIEW: Use this fake thermometer to prank your customers! Tell them you have to take their temp before they’re allowed to enter. This app will make them THINK they’re running a fever of 104! A good laugh will be shared by all.