In preparation for the 4th of July, here’s a fun challenge. I’ll give you the name of a product. It’s either a firework…or a sex toy. PORNO or PYRO?

Here’s the list of items and the answers are below. Remember, each one is either a firework or a sex toy! Keep your own score and let me know how you did!

1.) Whoa Baby!
2.) Corruption 2.0
3.) Hollywood Hottie
4.) Pink Hero
5.) Royalle Rabbit
6.) Patriot Punch
7.) Black Thunder
8.) Pop Your Top
9.) Eden Flicker
10.) Traker Jacker
11.) Wonder in Wonderland
12.) Blue Banger
13.) Piccolo Pete
14.) Stand Firm

Scroll down a bit to check how you did!
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1. Whoa Baby!

FIREWORK!
PRODUCT DESCRIPTION:  Hold your horses! Better make sure you have this thoroughbred of an aerial galloping across the sky for your backyard show! In the cavalry of your fireworks display, this one is a champion!

2. Corruption 2.0

FIREWORK!
PRODUCT DESCRIPTION: If you need one vice that will bring you thrills, look no further than Corruption 2.0! One of our all-time popular favorites, Corruption mimics a stage curtain opening and closing with 205 shots of wickedly wonderful comet tails and crackling chrysanthemums. Complete fireworks decadence!

3. Hollywood Hottie

NSFW! 

SEX TOY!

PRODUCT DESCRIPTION: This versatile handheld silicone vibrator is tongue-shaped, ready to please whether you're focusing externally, enjoying the thinner end's flickering sensations, or using it for internal stroking. The flexible, flattened shape covers more area and features a variety of surfaces to explore. The Hollywood Hottie is thicker at one end, and has a smooth surface on one side and ridges on the other. Enjoy 10 functions—3 intensity levels and 7 pulsing patterns—plus rev it up with a boost button for instant

4. Pink Hero

FIREWORK!
PRODUCT DESCRIPTION: This Pink Hero ain't no sissy! Gorgeous pink bursts will saturate the sky in 25 huge fan-shaped shots. Then she saves the day with a tremendously awesome pink finale. This is 500 grams of delicious pink power!

5. Royalle Rabbit

NSFW! 

SEX TOY!
PRODUCT DESCRIPTION: The classic twice-as-nice rabbit vibrator is back, sporting a satin-smooth silicone exterior plus a seven-function flickering bunny-ear-shaped clitoral stimulator and featuring sensational rotating columns of stainless steel beads in the center of the shaft. Enjoy three rotation levels - and reverse them with the touch of a button! Soft-touch buttons offer you independent control of both internal and external functions, so you can dial in the ride you really like. Waterproof; we recommend use with water-based lubricant. Power this bunny up with three AA batteries (not included)

6. Patriot Punch

FIREWORK!
PRODUCT DESCRIPTION: It's a knockout in the first round with blow after blow of beautiful pink, orange, blue, & red stars to brocade and silver crackles to crackling flower.

7. Black Thunder

FIREWORK!
PRODUCT DESCRIPTION: Marvel at this breathtaking display of Superhero strength as 36 colossal comet tails glitter skyward with giant bursts of super bouquets and a monstrous multi-shot final finale barrage. Will definitely Transform your backyard show with unstoppable momentum!

8. Pop Your Top

NSFW!

SEX TOY!
PRODUCT DESCRIPTION: With 3 interchangeable tops for sexy fun in endless erotic combinations, no two nights will ever be the same. Welcome to the weekend.

9.Eden Flicker

NSFW!

SEX TOY! 

PRODUCT DESCRIPTION: The sleek contoured body of Eden Flicker extends into a in a pleasing textured oval shape perfect for internal or external stimulation. Easy to operate, Eden has ten functions of vibration, pulsation, and escalation with a convenient one-touch control button. Hold the control button for 3 seconds to turn the vibrations on or off. Waterproof and submersible.

10. Tracker Jacker

FIREWORK!

PRODUCT DESCRIPTION: You'll want to investigate this hive of 20 multi-colored shots swarming with color across the night sky! The finale from this beauty will absolutely sting your senses!

11. Wonder in Wonderland

NSFW! 

SEX TOY!
PRODUCT DESCRIPTION:. Isn't it time that you took a trip down the ‘rabbit hole’ and turned your entire world upside down? This themed duo includes the Wonderland Mushroom Plug and Wonderland Mushroom Mini Vibe. The charming mini-vibrator comes equipped with a loop that slips around your finger for on-the-spot 10-function external stimulation. Easy to clean and waterproof, this vibe are perfect for discreet solo use or for livening up play with a partner. Easily inserted and removed, the Mystical Mushroom Plug is sure to stay where it’s meant to be, whether being worn during a vigorous game of chess or a mad capped tea party. The perfect toy that’ll be appreciated by all experience levels… you’ll be mad as a hatter for this premium.

12. Blue Banger

FIREWORKS!

PRODUCT DESCRIPTION: 90 shots of purple stars to reports, 10 shots of purple tail up to golden strobe, green strobe to crackling chrysanthemum.

13. Piccolo Pete

FIREWORKS!
PRODUCT DESCRIPTION: Piercing shrill whistle with plenty of gold sparks.

14. Stand Firm

FIREWORKS!
PRODUCT DESCRIPTION: A rock solid hit for your back yard display! Six powerfully pretty shots of glittering golden flowers to colorful bursts. You won't be able to sit down to watch this one!