We were discussing the El Paso teacher who drew a penis on a student's assignment on the Morning Show today, and one of the most alarming things about the story to us was how terrible the teacher is at drawing penises.

Naturally, this led to us proving our own penis-drawing skills in an impromptu penis-drawing contest, with an impartial coworker brought in to be the judge.

If you missed it, check out the video below, but be warned, there are some cartoon drawings that could be considered NSFW, unless you work in the El Paso Independent School District: