Nigella Lawson Talks Really, Really Dirty

Nigella Lawson is a British TV Presenter who does cooking shows. I have no interest in cooking shows, but I've always had a huge crush on Nigella Lawson. I like a woman with a little meat on her bones. As Spinal Tap once sang "The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'".

        In this video, the dead-sexy Nigella is made to sound as if she's talking like a triple X phone sex operator.

       I AM typing this with one hand, if you were wondering.