I wonder if Buzz Adams has seen this yet?  He's always buying weird crap.

Actually, this does look pretty cool and I am seriously thinking of getting one. It would be hysterical at parties. The mschf company has got a new device that you attach to your dog's collar and it translates his barks into cuss words. It's called the "cuss collar".

The pre-recorded words include bullsh*t, the f-bomb and the like. The product's website states that the product isn't a "shock/vibration/training collar and is not intended for anti-bark training use." It's more of a gag gift that the company behind the collar, MSCHF, is known for. - kctv5.com

These guys have all kinds of cool stuff including a rubber chicken bong. (Yeah, I think I'm going to need one of those too...) Unfortunately, the collars are all sold out at the moment but, you can read more about them here.