KAPTION KONTEST Results

Here are the best captions as voted on by our panel of judges as tabulated by the investment firm Price/Waterhouse. The # 1 caption is listed last. Just follow the JUMP....

Paul Perez I'm sorry officer, i lost my head for a second there.

Dennis J. Quintana ‎"But It's my Birthday...."

Monica Villegas Even though some arrests have been made, Occupy north pole still holds strong.

Ron Patterson I said FREEZE!

Daniel Ganska ‎"I did not melt my wife"

Matteo Martinez ‎"I swear once I saw that dog raise his leg I SNAPPED"!!!

Pablo Oñate Fashion police arrest individual after Labor Day for wearing too much white.

Fxo Fernandez ‎"You're under arrest for frostytution..."

Felipe R. Castaneda Frosty is arrested after showing his "snowballs" to local kids...

Daniel Ganska ‎"your under arrest for chilling at the corner and giving people the cold shoulder"

Dawni Littlefield-Seymore Frosty enters plea of temporary insanity, stating "I lost my head"

Ricardo David Bautista We use to throw snowballs together fucker!!!! What happened to you?!?!

Ian Escalante I finally got you! That's the last time my wife comes home cold as hell and smelling like carrots.

Rene Luis Hernandez ‎*¨*•♫♪Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump,
look at Frosty go....down!*¨*•♫♪

...and the # Uno....

Aleks Witha K was this in Juarez??? I see Frostys head next to the body...

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