I’m Very Upset by the Pictures of Schwarzenegger’s Birthday Stripper

I know everyone's insatiable voyeuristic drive to witness the suffering of others has moved on to Anthony Weiner, but I saw this story on Radar about a stripper James Cameron hired for Arnold's 50th birthday party. That's her to the left.

I'm fairly upset by these pictures.

Really? REALLY??  One of the top directors of all time hires a hooke...I mean, "stripper"...for one of the biggest movie stars of all time and THIS is what they come up with?!? And this is in LA for Godsake where you can't throw a rock without it hitting at least 4 bonafide "10's" in the face. What gives? I promise you...no...I guarantee you...I could go down to Dreams Cabaret this afternoon and bring back 20 hotter stripper. FROM THE DAY-SHIFT!!!

     Hollywood, you disappoint me . I'd always imagined you as this modern day Sodom and Gomorrah where nubile lovelies sell their bodies, and their souls, for a pittance. Now I come to find out that even the biggest of your perverted stars can do no better in the stripper department than I can with a few crinkled dollar bills and a vague suggestion that I might have some backstage passes to our next "Rock and/or Roll Hootenanny".

    The only alternative explanation is that this young(ish) woman is an ACTUAL Los Angeles police officer and that's how they dress because, you know, the whole Sodom and Gomorrah thing. If that is the case, then I retract everything I just said.