Lots of people say they'll leave the country if the upcoming elections don't go a certain way. Which we all know is complete BS because, unfortunately, none of them really will.

I hate to break this to all you potential defectors but, 1) we all know you're not really going to do it and 2) your threat isn't going to make any of the candidates drop out of the race or change their platforms in ANY way. Sorry but, yeah, you're just being annoying.

On the off chance that one or two of you actually do leave though, here are a few countries that will happily accept you as one of their own.

There you go. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out!