7 Genius Ways To Tell An El Pasoan You LOVE Them
Valentine's will be here soon, and I want to show everyone the fastest ways to an El Pasoan's heart.
A Bag Of Chips And Some Soda
Every El Paso high school kid's lunch at one point or another, the classic combo of a bag of chips most likely Hot Cheetos, and some soda will tell the person you care for most that you remember where you came from.
Gift Card To Track One
Basically an institution in El Paso, no one has gone wrong by taking a date to track one. When it comes to getting railed, Track One is the expert.
Not just because I see it every day but statistically El Paso folks are some of the biggest drinkers around. Specifically beer, so show some love and splurge for a six-pack of something nice.
Buy More Beer
Did I mention that El Paso really likes beer? Really show your boo how much you care and splurge even MORE; a keg will do.
Call The Radio, Send A Birthday Shout Out
Nothing will take an El Pasoan back to the good old days more than tuning into their favorite Morning Show and hearing their significant other yell, "I want to give a shout out to BLANK. I love you, baby!"
Take Them To Scenic Drive
Seriously, one of the most picturesque and beautiful vantage points in all of El Paso, Scenic Drive is the perfect place to admire the beauty of your loved one, and the city we live in. But don't get caught banging in the car, because the cops definitely come around... a lot.
Pay Off Their Next Child Support Payment
Do you know what would really show your chick that you love her bro? Pay the damn child support! Even if it's not your baby mama, women like knowing that you can take care of other responsibilities.
El Pasoans are some of the nicest and laid-back people you could ever meet. So, it's not too hard to win them over if you follow these 7 steps.
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