Don’t Text And Watch in this Theater

We’ve all been there before: An otherwise pleasant trip to the movies turns sour when a fellow patron decides to whip out their phone and start texting while the movie is still playing.

Such was the case during a recent screening at the Alamo Drafthouse in Austin, Texas, which prompted employees to kick one text-happy woman out of their theater. What followed was an angry voicemail to the Drafthouse, in which the disgruntled moviegoer fired off an obscenity-filled rant, arguing she “didn’t know” she wasn’t supposed to text in their “little crappy ass theater.” The rant prompted the Drafthouse to turn the voicemail into an epic anti-texting campaign, which you can check out below, both in its censored and uncensored glory.

Suffice to say we’re never going to text at the movies again.