It turns out that Buzz Adams, host of the Buzz Adams Radio Network, is Valentine-less this year. We decided to set him up with a Tinder account, whether he likes it or not.  We already know all of Buzz's pertinent information. All we needed was an idea of what Buzz is looking for in a woman.

Here's a clip from the show in which Buzzy describes his ideal woman. Just to give you an idea, here's a couple of Buzz's many exacting criteria:

"I like my women like I like my vacuum cleaners. Lots of suction and able to support a big dirt bag." 

"I like my women like I like my...." 

Listen to this clip to find out more about Buzz's standards, which have been lowered more and more with each passing Valentine's Day.

We're going to ask Buzz to update his profile every day from now until Valentine's.  Keep listening to the Buzz Adams Morning Show and keep checking in here on this website!

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