Boozy Seltzer is Trending And I Am Here For It
What a time to be alive! Seltzer water is currently having a moment and I. AM. HERE. FOR. IT!! Topo Chico is my choice of bubbly water, it's crisp and refreshing. Others may prefer La Croix, Perrier and Mineragua from Jarritos. It's a great way to stay hydrated! But, just because we are all adults who care about being healthy and hydrated, we still like to party.
The popular alcoholic beverage choice this summer is the hard seltzer. It's gone from trendy chick drink to the required beverage at any bar and/or party. It started with White Claw, which many made fun of, but now I see manliest of dudes drinking it at parties and packing the twelve packs into cars.
Then more came, like Truly:
And then we all learned that not all hard seltzers are created equally. While we were all sipping away by the pool, slowly getting day drunk and patting ourselves on the back for still staying kind of healthy, along came Natural Light and was like "We want in!" and we all had Pikachu face.
Then, when nobody, and I mean absolutely nobody said anything, Four Loko decided it gave absolutely no F's about your hydration and possibly your liver because out came the Loko Seltzer.
Not going to lie, as a fan of Four Loko, I would totally drink it, Four Loko had me like:
Deemed the "hardest seltzer in the universe," Four Loko's seltzer will have 14% alcohol by volume, which is more than most wines. It's perfect for days when you want to spend a day in the sun and need something refreshing, but also kind of want to forget what day it is! Get the ibuprofen ready, because I am ready to hurt.