Back Live on the Morning Show Tomorrow

Hope everybody enjoyed the long weekend and the extravaganza of unsynchronized marching that is the Sun Carnival Parade.
Back live Monday morning and boxer David Rodriguez will explain his theory on why hot women sometimes go for doofy-looking guys.
Also, the speed bag: what's the point of that thing?!? Unless your opponent is going to stand there and let you rat-tat-tat him like a Popeye cartoon, why do boxers even waste any time doing it? They also hit that bag with the edge of their fists...what the hell are they practicing for anyway? A part in a Three Stooges movie?