I've never been good at filling these things out, but here it goes. I like long walks in cold mountain air, preferably with snow on the ground. I enjoy drinking fine soda by the crackling fire, and deep tissue massage. I hope to one day grow up an become and astronaut, so I can fly to Venus to see if that's really where women come from. If it's true, I'll bring one back for you, too. Unless it's a dude you want, and then you're out of luck...sorry. My favorite month is October, because Halloween is the best holiday ever! It allows me to openly proclaim my love and obsession with scary movies without being seen as some sort of lunatic. Okay, not too much of a lunatic. I'm a huge fan of rock and metal music, and you'll often hear me blasting the control room speakers into oblivion every night during my show. My engineer doesn't like me very much, since he has to fix them. Sorry, Mike.
Guys Motorboating Girls for Breast Cancer Awareness [VIDEO]
Here's the deal these totally selfless, courageous, generous guys came up with: for every woman that allowed these guys to motorboat them, they would donate $20 to the Breast Cancer Research Foundation. A ton of women stepped up to the plate, to allow these guys to make this unrewarding, and difficult task a reality. It's amazing to level of selflessness these guys showed, and their willingness
Betcha Can’t Play This – Eleven Year Old Girl Plays “YYZ” From Rush on an Electric Organ
The internet has always been filled to obsession with various things; cats, porn, fails, and everything in between. We've even seen birds (Hatebeak) and dogs (Caninus) who "sing" in metal bands. A trend has been growing over the last couple years, of kids performing amazing cover versions of popular songs. This is becoming a big deal, since people like kids, they like music, and like t
Hot Chick Rocks the Drums on Tool’s Forty Six & 2 [VIDEO]
There's only one thing better than watching Tool play their stuff live. And that's a hot girl playing Tool songs live, and kicking ass at it! Especially when she's rocking the drums. Don't get me wrong, it's cool to see the guys who wrote the music jamming it out. But isn't it always better to see a hot girl in a low-cut top ad a skirt kicking ass on an instrument?
Girl Wrecks Coffee Shop With Her Mind
The remake of the movie Carrie is coming out this month, and to get people in the mood for the film, there's been a really cool hidden camera stunt played in New York! Basically, a coffee shop was rigged to freak people out. What would you do if a girl started to fling things around with her mind, right in front of you?
New Korn Rehearsal Footage Should Get You Really Excited for the Tour [VIDEO]
It's been a lot of years since Korn has embarked on a full tour with Head, so this is a big deal for everyone in the band, and the fans! They're on the road now in support of the new album, Paradigm Shift, which comes out next Tuesday. They're also heading our way, and will be back to wreck the Socorro Entertainment Center on October 26th!
MIT Makes the First Real Light Saber Possible
Those crazy, geeky, amazing Star Wars freaks at MIT have finally done it! They've managed to create a new kind of matter out of photons, in order to fulfill a dream we've all had since we were kids. They've created matter that acts like a light saber!
Lucasfilm Showing Off Again – Rendering Movie Scenes in Real Time Awesomeness
Millions of people are awaiting the next Star Wars movies with baited breath. Some with fear that the franchise will continue its slide into mediocrity after Episodes I, II and III; and others with hope that Disney will bring back the awesomeness of the original trilogy. While we're all waiting, check out this cool video of Lucasfilm showing off how they can render pretty solid scenes, completely
You Can Go Through a Haunted House Totally Naked Next Week!
What could be scarier than walking through a haunted house? Walking through a haunted house STARK FREAKING NAKED! Nothing between you and the monsters, except that untrimmed hedge you're hiding under your thong.
Blow Out Your Speakers with Metallica’s Live Performance at Rock in Rio [VIDEO]
Rock in Rio in Brazil is underway, and the mighty Metallica killed it last night, September 19th, with a blistering show to heading the night. They blasted through eighteen songs, with the huge stage, gigantic video screens, pyro, and everything you expect from a Metallica show! It's definitely Metallica weekend, with the Mucho Metallica fun tonight and tomorrow, as well as our preview of their n
What the Miley Cyrus “Wrecking Ball” Really Looks Like to Rockers [VIDEO]
So many people have been talking about the new Miley Cyrus video, and for someone who just doesn't have much interest in her music, I find it hard to sit through. Yes, even though she's naked and licking random objects. I know they're not going to slip up and show anything R-rated, let alone X-rated in a music video, so what's the point? This, on the other hand, is totally worth watching, and hi
Some Things Women in Music Are Tired Of – Stop Groping Random Strangers and More
I found this article called "9 Things Women in Music are Sick of Experiencing", and it has some valid points to it. I see a lot of shows, and am in the middle of the floor when I can be, so you notice things. I'm really glad that metal in particular has become less of a sausage-fest in recent years, and I encourage more women to come out to shows and have some fun with us! But some of
Monkeys Want Equal Pay for Equal Work – And Will Throw Stuff at You to Get It [VIDEO]
We all love the idea of equal pay for equal work. But who would have thought that monkeys would grasp that idea as quickly as we do? Two monkeys are given a simple task: hand over a rock. When they do, they are rewarded with food. Cucumber slices for one, and grapes for the other. It only takes one time for the cucumber monkey to get pissed off.