First, it was a sucia patrol. Then it was a torta patrol. Now, a different type of patrol was seen prowling the streets of Las Cruces, New Mexico. That is dangerously close to El Paso, so it's possible that this patrol could soon be seen on the streets of the Sun City!

Watch out, citizens of Las Cruces, the Thot Patrol was recently seen roaming the streets!

Thank you to our listener Taylor who sent in this photo while at a red light in Las Cruces.

What is a Thot?

A thot is a derogatory term for a woman who has several sexual encounters. It is an acronym for (t)hat (h)oe (o)ver (t)here.

It's a terrible term, and not really clever, but the term is highly popular and now used in everyday life. I never even knew that Las Cruces had a thot problem that a patrol was needed! Now, I'm not saying that it's a bad term, lots of women have reclaimed the term, but to need an entire patrol unit for thots? That's insane!

The other patrols, the Torta and Sucia patrols are deeper in Texas, but this Thot patrol is dangerously close to El Paso!

But I guess it's not an easy job, and someone has to do it! Someone has to protect the streets, however, I'm starting to notice that these are all just patrols for women. Where are the ones for men? I think we need an "F" Boy Patrol to patrol the streets!