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AUDIO: Torturing Telemarketers

Today's Torturing Telemaketers  is a classic.

Listen as the poor telemarketer in India someplace trying to explain why he can't meet up and have sex with John's elderly wife on St. Patrick's Day!

To hear the audio from today's Torturing Telemarketers click on the jump link, below...

 

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Spanglish Word Of The Day-Fluorescent [Audio]

Time for another lesson in the language of the border....Spanglish.  Today's word is FLUORESCENT.

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Guy Will Drunk Head in Bucket of Urine on KLAQ Morning Show for Green Day Tickets

Tomorrow morning is day 2 of our "What Would You Do to Win Our Green Day Tickets" contest. At 8 am, a young man named Nick will be coming into the studio to re-enact a great moment in Youtube viralness (virality?).

The original incident occurred back in October of last year at a Cleveland Browns tailgate party when a presumably drunken  Browns fan agreed to dunk his head into a plastic bucket that other tail-gaiters had been using throughout the day as a urinal.

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AUDIO: What’s the Difference?!?!

This is a MoSho fan favorite! I'll give you two things and see if you can tell what the difference is. Good Luck.

Audio is on the jump link below...

 

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AUDIO: Ozzy the Great and Powerful!

It looks like this new adaptation of the works of Frank L. Baum is going to be kind of a big deal. Oz, The Great And Powerful opens in El Paso theaters today at 9 p.m.

For a slightly different take on this timeless fantasy classic click on the jump link, below to hear Ozzy, The Great and Powerful...

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Spanglish Word Of The Day-Juicy [Audio]

Time for another lesson in the language of the border...Spanglish. Today's word is JUICY.

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(AUDIO) The Great Nostradumbass

Here's another visit from that wise and mystic traveler from afar. He's here once again to astound us with his uncanny powers of precognition.

Click on the link to hear the audio from this week's visit from...

...the Great Nostradumbass!

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(AUDIO) Torturing Telemarketers: Home Improvements

Today's Torturing Telemarketers features two very helpful Mumbaian operators and one very unhelpful customer. Click on the jump link, below, to hear the audio from today's call...

 

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AUDIO: Good News/Bad News

Click below on the jump link to hear the audio from Friday's Good News/Bad News of the week on the KLAQ Morning Show...

 

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AUDIO: Torturing Telemarketers (Sex-Addicted Wife)

How long does it take a telemarketer to hang up on you if you keep saying ridiculous and offensive things to them? Way longer than you might think.

Click below to listen to this audio gem...

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(AUDIO)Good News/Bad News of the Week

Once again, we examine the news of the week and look at select stories from more than one perspective. We look at the positive as well as the negative side of each of our stories. The Yin and the Yang. The Dark Cloud as well as the Silver Lining.

Click on the jump link, below, to hear the Good News/Bad News of the week...

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"What's that? Somebody in the crowed knows a FOURTH chord??!?"
"What's that? Somebody in the crowed knows a FOURTH chord??!?"
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GREEN DAY: World’s Greatest Cover Band? No, Time-Traveling Innovators!

At one of our parent companies other website, Diffuser.fm, Keith Hopkin recently wrote an article called, "13 Songs That Sound Just Like Green Day Songs".

I'm not going to include all of the examples (apparently, 21 Guns sounds just like every song ever recorded). But, some of these examples sound insanely similar. In fact, too similar to be mere coincidence.   I think you know what I'm hinting at here: Green Day are actually time-travelling Chrononauts who used a portal in the fabric of space time to go back and influence some of the greatest bands of the 60s, 70s and 80s!   Why do you think Billie Joe Armstrong has Liza Minnelli's hairstyle?

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