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Spanglish Word Of The Day-Toupee [Audio]

Time for another lesson in the language of the border...Spanglish.  In honor of Duke getting arrested last week, today's word is TOUPEE.

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AUDIO: Morning Show Interview with Anthony Edwards

This a.m., the Morning Show spoke with actor Anthony Edwards most famous for playing Goose in Top Gun and Dr. Greene in E.R.

Click on the jump link (below) to hear Anthony and the Morning Show talk about his new show on ABC, his iconic roles and his thoughts on male pattern baldness.

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AUDIO: The Great Nostradumbass

Prepare yourselves, friends, to once again be amazed and mystified by the uncanny psychic powers of the the all-knowing, the all-seeing, the wise and mystic sage from the east who has traveled from afar to be with us...the Great Nostradumbass!

Click the jump link below to listen to the audio...

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Spanglish Word Of The Day- Ecstacy [Audio]

Time for another lesson in the language of the border....Spanglish. Today's word is ECSTACY.

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AUDIO: Torturing Telemarketers-Dookie in the Tub

As Alec Baldwin's character Blake said in Glengarry Glen Ross, the secret to being a salesman is A.B.C.  A-always. B-be. C-closing. A.B.C.. Always be closing.

Listen to this week's Torturing Telemarketers and notice the guy's dedication to this sales ethos. He's not phased by anything. All he's focused on is A.B.C.

Click the jump link, below, to hear the audio...

 

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AUDIO: 9 Facts You Didn’t Know About U.S. Presidents

Happy Presidents Day!

There are certain presidential facts that every schoolchild knows. Washington was our first president. Reagan was a movie star. Lincoln was the president with the biggest wang. But, there are other facts that are a bit more obscure. Listen to the audio of today's list of "9 Facts that you Didn't Know About U.S. Presidents"...

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AUDIO: What’s the Difference???

Once a week we play a game called "What's the Difference???".  I'll give you two items and see if you can spot the subtle differences.

For example:

What's the difference between a restaurant and a whorehouse?

To find out the answer to that one and many more, click on the jump link below to hear the audio from this morning's show....

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Spanglish Word Of The Day- Tantric [Audio]

Time for another lesson in the language of the border...Spanglish.  Today's word is TANTRIC.

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Spanglish Word Of The Day Pikachu [Audio]

Time for another lesson in the language of the border...Spanglish.  Today's word is PIKACHU.

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(AUDIO) “I Know the REAL Reason(s) the Pope Resigned!!”

In the first time since before Columbus was even born, the Pope has decided to resign. There's a lot of speculation over who will be the next Pope and many people think he might be African or South America...both scenarios, I imagine, which would horrify Mel Gibson.

There's also a lot of conjecture over the reasons for the Pope's retirement. Age and health seem to be what the Vatican is putting out as the official version.

However, I know the real reason the Pope is retiring. Click on the jump link, below, if you want to know the real scoop...

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Spanglish Word Of The Day-Orgasm [Audio]

Time for another lesson in the language of the border...Spanglish. Today's word is ORGASM.

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(AUDIO) Torturing Telemarketers: Bedroom Remodeling

Here's another Torturing Telemarketers call. A couple things to note while listening to this one.

1.) The telemarketer puts his supervisor on to help and the supervisor's English is way worse than the first guy's.

2.) The supervisor ends the pitch by saying "All I can do is pray for you and your wife".

Click on the jump, below, to listen to the audio....

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