You've probably heard of "gallon-smashing", a ridiculously stupid and wasteful stunt where you pretend to slip and smash gallons of milk on the floor. One of these morons got a big taste of karma.

He throws down his gallons, but slips on the spilled milk and cracks his jaw!

As someone from the peanut gallery says, if he'd just drunk the milk instead he wouldn't have slipped; but if he HAD slipped, his bones might've been strong enough to avoid being broken!