A 31-year-old farmhand in Florida was busted after witnesses saw him having sex with a miniature donkey. Eddie Murphy had no comment. But seriously, the farmhand told the cops he thinks it's fine and the state of Florida is, quote, "backwards [because] people frown on zoophilia here." He was arrested and possibly gave one of the creepiest mugshots in recent memory.

Last week, 31-year-old Carlos Romero of Ocala, Florida was arrested after witnesses spotted him having sex with a miniature donkey at a farm where he works as a farmhand. When he talked to the cops, Carlos made it clear that he didn't think HIS behavior was backwards. He told them Florida is, quote, "backwards [because] people frown on zoophilia here."

Carlos also told the cops he, quote, "gets aroused" by seeing an animal in heat. So he'll stand behind the animal and have his way with himself.

But this time, he says, he was brushing up against the donkey because he liked the way the fur felt...and might've accidentally gotten too close and actually started having sex with her. He was arrested for sexual activity with an animal.

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Marion County, Florida