donkey

Police are keeping our streets safe from crime and wild donkeys.

A 31-year-old farmhand in Florida was busted after witnesses saw him having sex with a miniature donkey. Eddie Murphy had no comment. But seriously, the farmhand told the cops he thinks it's fine and the state of Florida is, quote, "backwards people frown on zoophilia here." He was arrested and possibly gave one of the creepiest mugshots in recent memory.

What do you do when you pay for ass and you get ..... an ass??