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Stephanie’s Snow Tips For El Paso

Stephanie the Corporate Computer Babe
I know you El Pasoans aren't used to white flakes falling from the sky, but not to fret, as a lifelong New Englander, I have some tips to help you cope with the snow:


Don’t Snort It



It may be white and powdery, but snow should not be snorted.

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Don’t Eat The Yellow Snow



It may look look a refreshing substance with a potential lemony zing, but trust me, don't eat the yellow stuff.

Yellow Snow


Don’t Drive Like A Dick



If the scary white stuff gets on the roads, drive slower. On second thought, after hearing about all the wrecks that happened with just a dusting on the road, don't drive at all.

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Don’t Fall Asleep Outside



The snow can be relaxing. Hey, I've found myself mid-snow angel thinking, “You know, I COULD go for a siesta,” but don't do it.

Frozen Man


Don’t Put Wet Parts Of Your Body On Cold Metal Objects



Flag poles have a tendency to look delicious. Don't lick them. Or put other wet parts of your body on them. Lookin' at you, ladies.

Christmas Story


Don’t Wear Uggs



I know the temptation may be strong and the sheepskin may seem warm and inviting, but don't do it.

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When In Doubt, Drink



When all else fails, stay home and drink the storm away.


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