KLAQ Morning Show’s 2013 Celebrity Death Pool Lists
First, let us congratulate the 2012 Celebrity Death Pool champion, Steve Kaplowitz. He is your new Dr. Death for 2013. I have faith he won’t hold that title for more than one year, however, because some of these death pool lists are pretty good.
Rankings as of December 6, 2013:
- Duke: 172 points
- Lisa: 108 points
- Steve: 91 points
- Super Mario: 74 points
- Buzz: 73 points
- Mando: 42 points
- Lauren: 42 points
- Teresa: 13 points
1. Buzz Adams -- 73 points
- Fats Domino
- Nancy Reagan
- George H. W. Bush
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
- Billy Graham
Hugo Chavez, 58- Fred Phelps
- Macauley Culkin
- Demi Moore
- Abe Vigoda
Bonnie Franklin, 69- Lindsay Lohan
- Glen Campbell
- Hosni Mubarek
- Queen Elizabeth II
2. Teresa Provencio -- 13 points
- George H.W. Bush
- Lindsay Lohan
- Randy Travis
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
- Nancy Reagan
- Hillary Clinton
- Justin Bieber
- Katt Williams
- Courtney Love
Margaret Thatcher, 87- Loretta Lynn
- Lark Voorhies
- Amanda Bynes
- Miley Cyrus
- Brooke Mueller
3. Duke Keith -- 172 points
- Lindsay Lohan
Hugo Chavez, 58- George H.W. Bush
Reg Presley, 71Michael Winner, 77Peter O’Toole, 81- Ariel Sharon
Margaret Thatcher, 87Annette Funicello, 70- Louis Farrakhan
Ronnie Biggs, 84- Hosni Mubarak
- Saif Gaddhafi
- Chuck Berry
- Stephen Hawking
4. Mando “The Monster” Medina -- 42 points
- Lindsay Lohan
- Courtney Love
- Hillary Clinton
- Michael J. Fox
- Dick Cheney
- Fred Phelps
- Amanda Bynes
- Hugh Hefner
Hugo Chavez, 58- Stan Lee
- Fats Domino
- Scott Hall
- Randy Travis
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
- Kat Williams
5. Lisa “Dirty” Sanchez -- 108 points
- Fidel Castro
- Lindsay Lohan
Hugo Chavez, 58- Tony Iommi
- Hugh Hefner
- Andy Dick
- Katt Williams
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
- Hillary Clinton
- Joe Jackson
- Courtney Love
- Scott Weiland
Hakimullah Mehsud, 34- Pete Doherty
6. Lauren the local computer babe -- 42 points
- Macauley Culkin
- Hugh Hefner
- Verne Lundquist
- Nancy Reagan
- Jerry Lewis
- B.B. King
- Chyna
- Meatloaf
- Willie Nelson
- Terrell Owens
- Fidel Castro
- Muhammad Ali
- Stephen Hawking
- George H. W. Bush
Hugo Chavez, 58
7. Steve Kaplowitz -- 91 points
- George HW Bush
- Lindsay Lohan
- Muhammad Ali
Hugo Chavez, 58- Elaine Stritch
- Amanda Bynes
Nelson Mandela, 95Margaret Thatcher, 87- Edward Furlong
Bonnie Franklin, 69- Scott Thorson
- Fidel Castro
- Hosni Mubarak
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
- Tito Vilanova
8. Super Mario -- 74 points
Hugo Chavez, 58- Zsa Zsa Gabor
Margaret Thatcher, 87- Fats Domino
Peter O'Toole, 81- Stan Lee
- Fidel Castro
- Muhammad Ali
- Jerry Lewis
- Lindsay Lohan
- George Bush Sr
- Betty White
- John Madden
- Jimmy Carter
- Stephen Hawking
Are we missing someone obvious? Tell us in the comments section below.
Who do you think will win the 2013 Celebrity Death Pool competition?