KLAQ Morning Show’s 2013 Celebrity Death Pool Lists

First, let us congratulate the 2012 Celebrity Death Pool champion, Steve Kaplowitz. He is your new Dr. Death for 2013. I have faith he won’t hold that title for more than one year, however, because some of these death pool lists are pretty good.

Rankings as of December 6, 2013:

1. Duke: 172 points
2. Lisa: 108 points
3. Steve: 91 points
4. Super Mario: 74 points
5. Buzz: 73 points
6. Mando: 42 points
7. Lauren: 42 points
8. Teresa: 13 points

1. Buzz Adams -- 73 points

• Fats Domino
• Nancy Reagan
• George H. W. Bush
• Zsa Zsa Gabor
• Billy Graham
• Hugo Chavez, 58
• Fred Phelps
• Macauley Culkin
• Demi Moore
• Abe Vigoda
• Bonnie Franklin, 69
• Lindsay Lohan
• Glen Campbell
• Hosni Mubarek
• Queen Elizabeth II

2. Teresa Provencio -- 13 points

• George H.W. Bush
• Lindsay Lohan
• Randy Travis
• Zsa Zsa Gabor
• Nancy Reagan
• Hillary Clinton
• Justin Bieber
• Katt Williams
• Courtney Love
• Margaret Thatcher, 87
• Loretta Lynn
• Lark Voorhies
• Amanda Bynes
• Miley Cyrus
• Brooke Mueller

3. Duke Keith -- 172 points

• Lindsay Lohan
• Hugo Chavez, 58
• George H.W. Bush
• Reg Presley, 71
• Michael Winner, 77
• Peter O’Toole, 81
• Ariel Sharon
• Margaret Thatcher, 87
• Annette Funicello, 70
• Louis Farrakhan
• Ronnie Biggs, 84
• Hosni Mubarak
• Saif Gaddhafi
• Chuck Berry
• Stephen Hawking

• Lindsay Lohan
• Courtney Love
• Hillary Clinton
• Michael J. Fox
• Dick Cheney
• Fred Phelps
• Amanda Bynes
• Hugh Hefner
• Hugo Chavez, 58
• Stan Lee
• Fats Domino
• Scott Hall
• Randy Travis
• Zsa Zsa Gabor
• Kat Williams

5. Lisa “Dirty” Sanchez -- 108 points

• Fidel Castro
• Lindsay Lohan
• Hugo Chavez, 58
• Tony Iommi
• Hugh Hefner
• Andy Dick
• Katt Williams
• Zsa Zsa Gabor
• Hillary Clinton
• Joe Jackson
• Courtney Love
• Scott Weiland
• Hakimullah Mehsud, 34
• Pete Doherty

6. Lauren the local computer babe -- 42 points

• Macauley Culkin
• Hugh Hefner
• Verne Lundquist
• Nancy Reagan
• Jerry Lewis
• B.B. King
• Chyna
• Meatloaf
• Willie Nelson
• Terrell Owens
• Fidel Castro
• Muhammad Ali
• Stephen Hawking
• George H. W. Bush
• Hugo Chavez, 58

• George HW Bush
• Lindsay Lohan
• Muhammad Ali
• Hugo Chavez, 58
• Elaine Stritch
• Amanda Bynes
• Nelson Mandela, 95
• Margaret Thatcher, 87
• Edward Furlong
• Bonnie Franklin, 69
• Scott Thorson
• Fidel Castro
• Hosni Mubarak
• Zsa Zsa Gabor
• Tito Vilanova

8. Super Mario -- 74 points

• Hugo Chavez, 58
• Zsa Zsa Gabor
• Margaret Thatcher, 87
• Fats Domino
• Peter O'Toole, 81
• Stan Lee
• Fidel Castro
• Muhammad Ali
• Jerry Lewis
• Lindsay Lohan
• George Bush Sr
• Betty White
• John Madden
• Jimmy Carter
• Stephen Hawking

Are we missing someone obvious? Tell us in the comments section below.

Who do you think will win the 2013 Celebrity Death Pool competition?