Mike Adams is a literary slop zombie; a mutt breed of surrealism and violence; a man who likes his metal heavy and his rock southern. In May of 2007, he boldly published a book of maniacal short stories entitled ‘Toilet Bowl Soup: Redneck Tales from the Armpit of America’ - selling more than 10,000 copies worldwide. However, in 2010, he released ‘Toilet Bowl Soup: The Holy Sh*t’, which sold about 100 copies - if you count close friends, relatives and other people who felt sorry for him. Mike Adams also co-stars in the films ‘Watch Out’, ‘Phone Sex’, ‘Wamego: Ultimatum’, and ‘Trust Me’. He has also contributed music to the movie “It Came from Trafalgar” starring Hank Williams III and Gunnar Hansen from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Mike Adams currently resides in Southern Indiana where he writes for a number of Townsquare Media websites, HIGH TIMES, Playboy's The Smoking Jacket, and Hustler magazine.
Mike Adams
Can You Guess the Celebrity Cleavage?
Today’s celebrity cleavage belongs to a 21-year-old supermodel who was born in the midwest town of St. Joseph, Michigan and was raised in Melbourne, Florida.
New Study Shows Sexual Frustration May Cause Men to Die Prematurely
Men have been saying for years that if they don’t get laid, they will die. Turns out there may actually be something to that.
It’s Time to Put Some Pornaments On Your XXX-Mas Tree [PHOTOS]
Christmas is a special time of year, especially if you are cool enough to put up a XXX-mas tree, decorated with this extremely Hustler-esque collection of holiday ornaments from those filthy bastards at the Dirty Flirty Novelty Company.
Authorities Uncover Morbid Incest Cult Spanning Four Generations of Inbreeding
The recent discovery of a morbid incest cult located in the foothills of Australia earlier last week has the entire country in a state of shock and disbelief.
Authorities recently found about 40 adults and children living like wild animals in the backwoods of Sydney; all of them suffering from a variety of jungle ailments and elephant man style deformities brought on by generations of furious inbr
New Magazine for Virgins Is Smut for the Celibate
Apparently, being a virgin is the “in” thing these days, especially in Japan, where recent studies have found that nearly 70% of 18-19-year-olds, about 40% of 24-year-olds, and just over a quarter of 25-29-year-olds, have not yet had the pleasure of having sex...
Man Jumps to His Death Because Girlfriend Refuses to Stop Shopping
This gives a new meaning to the phrase “shop til' you drop.”
A five-hour shopping spree at a mall in China took a turn for the tragic, earlier this week, when a man jumped to his death after his girlfriend refused to stop shopping...
New Government Spy Satellite Can Watch 40-Percent of the World at One Time
The Department of Defense has designed the epitome of Big Brother technology: a super invasive spy telescope capable of watching 40-percent of the Earth simultaneously.
The satellite that is being called the Membrane Optical Imager for Real-Time Exploitation (MOIRE) was designed by DARPA, the Pentagon agency commissioned to create the next level of kill mode military weaponry...
Goat Rapist Sentenced to 10-Years in Prison
He’s been a baaaaaaaad, baaaad boy!
That is exactly what one goat from Kenya would have said to a judge last week if she would have been able to talk.
However, regardless of the communication gap between man and beast, prosecutors thought it was a good idea to bring a goat into court on Friday that they say was raped by the defendant, 28-year-old Katana Kitsao Gona...
U.S. Government Spying on Americans With Octopus Rocket
Some people believe that theories revolving around the U.S. Government and its efforts to spy on American citizens is simply paranoid propaganda conjured up by anti-government groups and conspiracy theorists.
Researchers Say Masturbation Could Save Your Life
Punchin’ the munchkin may have once been believed to cause blindness and insanity, but a new study suggests that masturbation may actually have a fistful of health benefits.
According to researchers from the University of Sydney, wrestling the old bald headed champ is a fun way to ward off a variety of illness, including cystitis, diabetes and prostate cancer...
Can You Guess the Celebrity Cleavage?
Today’s celebrity cleavage is being typed out in the corner booth of an old run down pizza joint just outside of Warrick County in Southern Indiana.
New Website Helps Travelers Find a Boom-Boom Room
There is nothing quite like throwing caution to the wind and embarking on wild road trip across America for the sole purpose of taking in the city lights, smelling the country air and having as many one-night-stands as you can shake your, well… a stick at...