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It’s Time to Put Some Pornaments On Your XXX-Mas Tree [PHOTOS]

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Christmas is a special time of year, especially if you are cool enough to put up a XXX-mas tree, decorated with this extremely Hustler-esque collection of holiday ornaments from those filthy bastards at the Dirty Flirty Novelty Company.

Unfortunately, my editors will only permit me to show you some of the more R-rated pornaments available on the site, but you damn well better know that in addition to Santa’s Stiff Package, they also sell ornaments of old St. Nick getting a Holiday Hummer and a couple of Elves playing Hide the Candy Cane.

Here are a few of our favorites. To see the entire Pornament Collection, click here.

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