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I've never been good at filling these things out, but here it goes. I like long walks in cold mountain air, preferably with snow on the ground. I enjoy drinking fine soda by the crackling fire, and deep tissue massage. I hope to one day grow up an become and astronaut, so I can fly to Venus to see if that's really where women come from. If it's true, I'll bring one back for you, too. Unless it's a dude you want, and then you're out of luck...sorry. My favorite month is October, because Halloween is the best holiday ever! It allows me to openly proclaim my love and obsession with scary movies without being seen as some sort of lunatic. Okay, not too much of a lunatic. I'm a huge fan of rock and metal music, and you'll often hear me blasting the control room speakers into oblivion every night during my show. My engineer doesn't like me very much, since he has to fix them. Sorry, Mike.
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Kirk’s Crypt at Orion Music + More Will Be Bigger and Better This Year [VIDEO]

In case you'd need another reason to sign up for the Orion VIP trip package we're giving away, here's something I'd love to check out at the festival this year. Last year, each band member had his own "tent" with things that reflect that guy's hobbies or interests. James had cars and bikes, Lars had movies, Robert had skating stuff, and the whole band had their museum.

The part I really want to see...

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Why Aren’t These Women Making Millions Doing Triple-Penetration Porn? [VIDEO]

I wish I could adequately explain to you the series of conversational turns that led me to searching the internet and discovering these women with two vaginas. (I've been forbidden on pain of pain if I reveal who and what led to my search.) But the fortunate result is the discovery of women with two vaginas!

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The Bulletproof Tailor Shoots a Dude at Point-Blank Range [VIDEO]

There's this guy in Bogota, Columbia named Miguel Caballero (The Armored Armani), who makes bulletproof clothing for people. These are not your usual obvious-looking bulky vests that are ridiculously heavy, and cumbersome. These are Guayaberas, jackets, T-shirts...things that let you look normal, but give you protection from bullets!

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Emmure Singer Electrocuted on Stage in Moscow – Clueless Band Plays On [VIDEO]

We've heard about a lot of things happening on stage in the last couple decades...the Justin Bieber attack being the most hysterical! Punch him again!

But last night in Moscow, the singer for deathcore band Emmure was electrocuted on stage! No, it wasn't part of the show, they didn't set it up as a shock tactic performance.

The stage wasn't grounded or something, and when he put his lips to the microphone...ZAAAAAAPPPPP!

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Stone Sour Delivers a Crushing Version of Sabbath’s “Children of the Grave” [VIDEO]

The Golden Gods is quickly becoming the coolest show around, considering it's the only awards show that actually honors metal music (screw the Grammys). This past week, so many bands came together to celebrate this music we love, and to honor metal and the memory of the mighty Jeff Hanneman from Slayer. So many musicians performed, and were fantastic, including the guys in Stone Sour, who delivered this crushing performance of Sabbath's "Children of the Grave".

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Get Your Face on a Star Trek Figurine! Or Get One For Your Trekkie Friend

The world has come so far in the last few decades, and with the advent of 3D printing, we are on the cusp of some really scifi kind of shiznit! We're printing bionic ears for people that can hear better than a human ear; 3D printed guns that actually fire, in case we want to remove that newly installed bionic ear; but now, more importantly, we've got the opportunity to get our face on a Star Trek figurine!

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Men vs Women – Would You Rather Get the Horrible Truth, or an Ego-Sustaining Lie?

It's obvious how different men and women are in their thought processes...we don't reach the same conclusions about things, we don't hear the same things, we don't believe the same things. So it's not just about who has boobs and who doesn't. Boobs are awesome, by the way.

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Get Fit the KLAQ Morning Show Way – With Lisa’s Workout Routine [VIDEO]

I have to admit, this place is a nuthouse. You never know what you're going to see or hear while you're here. Today, was Lisa's in-depth discussion with Lauren and Patty Campos about how she's getting in on the 30-day squat challenge thing.

She had to look up on YouTube how to do a squat, by the way.

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Metallica’s James Hetfield and Kirk Hammett Played the National Anthem at the San Francisco Giants’ Game Tonight! [VIDEO]

James Hetfield of Metallica is a huge sports fan, and whenever he gets a chance to do something cool like this, or the tailgate gig for the Raiders a few years ago, he jumps at it! Tonight, the Dodgers are in San Francisco, and James and Kirk did a cool harmony version of our national anthem before the game. Check it out!

Nice Diezel amp, too, James!

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