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Johnnie Walker

I've never been good at filling these things out, but here it goes. I like long walks in cold mountain air, preferably with snow on the ground. I enjoy drinking fine soda by the crackling fire, and deep tissue massage. I hope to one day grow up an become and astronaut, so I can fly to Venus to see if that's really where women come from. If it's true, I'll bring one back for you, too. Unless it's a dude you want, and then you're out of luck...sorry. My favorite month is October, because Halloween is the best holiday ever! It allows me to openly proclaim my love and obsession with scary movies without being seen as some sort of lunatic. Okay, not too much of a lunatic. I'm a huge fan of rock and metal music, and you'll often hear me blasting the control room speakers into oblivion every night during my show. My engineer doesn't like me very much, since he has to fix them. Sorry, Mike.

Get Ready for Volbeat to Kick Your Ass Like This, El Paso! [VIDEO]

Volbeat has already hit the road in advance of their new album, "Outlaw Gentlemen and Shady Ladies". This is their first tour with new lead guitarist Rob Caggiano, formerly of Anthrax. They'll be here on March 10th, at Speaking Rock's Socorro Entertainment Center, playing older stuff like "Sad Man's Tongue", and even new songs from the new album coming out April 9th!

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Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” in Major Scale – Sounds Nice and Happy!

Playing this Metallica double-shot reminded me of this awesome video I saw on YouTube. Someone took "Nothing Else Matters" and restructured it as Major instead of Minor. It's a totally different sound for the song, and almost has a children's song feel to it! Check it out, it's cool!

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Here’s the End Level For Mario Like You’ve Never Seen It Before [VIDEO]

I'm not really a side-scroller-game kind of guy, but I know millions of people are, and this takes the biggest side-scroller and takes it into the FPS arena. The graphics are cool, and I wish the whole game was like this! There's also a behind-the-scenes video where the guy who made it (Brandon from the Freddie Wong channel) talks about how it was created. Enjoy!

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Dave Grohl Talks About Making Soundgarden’s “By Crooked Steps” Video

Dave Grohl's video for the new Soundgarden song puts the band in a little different light tha their previous videos. It's more light-hearted and fun, and the band isn't really known as a funny band. Even though Dave says they're really freaking funny guys. Check out how Grohl got the idea for the video, and how it came about.

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Go Back Stage and Check Out Stone Sour’s Guitar Gear [VIDEO]

Jim Root and Josh Rand from Stone Sour did an interview with Fret12, giving a cool look at what gear they're using on the road, and how they get their sounds. Guitars players will love this look at the gear, and non-guitar players will just like the humor and cool behind the scenes stuff. Enjoy!

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Buzz Studio 1
Are those birth control pills with the whiskey? And I've seen Buzz go into the bathroom with those wipes. Gross

Johnnie’s Tour Of Buzz’ Studio – Look At The Junk I Found!

So, I got bored and decided to do some of my show in Buzz' studio, which is probably a bad idea, considering all the crap lying around, and the sicknesses they all spread around. I found they have a lot of junk in here, and it's pretty messy. It looks like Fernie has been cleaning again, but it's still a mess.

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What Things Should You Never Say To Your Wife If You Want To Live? [VIDEO]

Found this hilarious video today, and even though I'm not married, I think these are things we can all agree are some of the things that will get you killed by your wife. It's even set to the tune of Green Day's "Time of Your Life", and has some special choreography by the comedian, Tim Hawkins, too! Enjoy!

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Sandia National Laboratories

Scientists Have Created The First Actual Zombie Cell – For Reals!

I did not know that the word Sandia actually means "umbrella", but apparently it does, since the Umbrella, I mean, Sandia National Labs and the University of New Mexico have now created the first zombie cell! This cell has all its evaporated to leave a silica-coated dead cell, that outperforms living tissue.

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Halestorm Can Take The Grammy Criticism – They Didn’t Pick Themselves as the Winner!

There's been a lot of talk on the internet about the Grammys, and their horrible hard rock/metal (lack of) support. I personally think it's ridiculous how many sub-categories for all the other genres, when they only have the one for hard rock/metal. There are always some big metal names up for the award, and only occasionally is the award given to the band the hard rock/metal community believes should win.

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Cheap Candy - Credit - Imgur

Sing It With Me! Tomorrow’s Cheap Candy Day! Tomorrow’s Cheap Candy Day!

Valentine's Day is one of the greatest holidays ever invented! I'm totally serious about that statement, too. Billions of dollars are spent to provide happy, romantic couples with everything they need to make this random day in the middle of a month special. So many pieces of jewelry are readied, meals prepared, dresses made, and CANDY PACKAGED!

They make so much candy for today, that unless everyone on earth was happily attached and bought twelve boxes each, we'll have a huge surplus!

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Sexy Ass
I stole this picture from Lisa Sanchez...shhhh!

What Romantic (Or Not-So-Romantic) Things Are You Doing For Valentine’s Day?

Tomorrow is the day. You've been dreading it, hoping she'll forget (she never does), hoping you could come up with a cool way to break up with her for a couple days to skip it and then get back together...none of these things have panned out.
So, what are you doing tomorrow night? What have you got planned to make the women (or guy) in your life happy for the big VD?

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