Maybe it's the Chicagoland legacy of Harry Caray. Possibly John Belushi. Or, maybe they're just mixing Caray's and Belushi's respective favorites, beer and cocaine. Anyway you look at it, Chicago is breeding some amazingly over-the-top play-by-play announcers, and Marist High School is where they're cutting their teeth.

You think Marist's football guy is good...?

...HA! Now listen to Marist's BASKETBALL guy!