Sometimes ... when it comes to bad luck ... you're just asking for it!

Once upon a time, a ship named The Titanic set sail and sank.  Not to long ago, this dingbat decided to name his boat The Titanic II.  I'll let you read the rest from!

The moral of the story?  Don't name your things after other things destroyed by disaster.  You probably shouldn't name your pets after items that are typically eaten and forget naming your kids after serial killers, losers or "natural" disasters like Paris, Courtney, Lyndsay or Charlie (Sheen)!!

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