Before you pull a muscle or blow out a rotator cuff playing with Killer, the angry Pomeranian your wife made you get, see if you know any engineers who can help you with one of these bad boys. This will take all the ball-throwing off your plate, and replace it with drink-more-beer-while-the-machine-throws-the-ball-for-the-dog time.

And that, my friends, is a win for everyone.