Texas State Rep. Wants Men Fined For Masturbating

Democratic State Rep. Jessica Farrar has filed a bill that would fine men who create "unregulated masturbatory emissions". $100 a shot. (so to speak.)

Her bill would, according to an El Paso Herald Post article;

• Fine men $100 for masturbating
• Create a required booklet for men with medical information related to the benefits and concerns of a man seeking a vasectomy, a Viagra prescription or a colonoscopy.
• Let doctors invoke their “personal, moralistic, or religious beliefs” in refusing to perform an elective vasectomy or prescribe Viagra.

Yeah, pretty ridiculous, I know. (Farrar herself says it will never happen.) She's just trying to make a point about differences in medical treatment of men vs. women. Farrar added that "unused semen is wasted semen", therefore:

...if there’s going to be an emission, it would have to be done in a hospital where the semen could be preserved for future pregnancies or it would be directly deposited into the vagina of a woman.”

With that in mind, you have to wonder ... What's the penalty for oral sex going to be?