Although for many this day is not a fun day, I thought maybe providing some tax related pick-up lines could help ease the pain and maybe, just maybe help you flirt your way out of taxes! (Jk you still have to pay, but it’s still worth a shot.)
Alright, kids, Easter egg hunts are canceled this year because egg prices are getting out of hand!!
The reason for these increases in egg prices is the bird flu which is killing millions of chickens.
Now, I can’t help with any of this but what I can help with is trying to take your mind off of these increasing egg prices with some egg-inspired pickup lines.
We are a few days away from probably the most hated holiday, Valentine's Day. Tons of flowers are massacred and oompa loompas are working overtime in the chocolate factory, to meet the demand of this lovely day. If you are one of the many Valentine's Day haters, these weird facts might increase your hate and give you the knowledge to ruin the holiday for others.
El Paso is the safest city in the U.S. for the fourth year in a row. Mayor Oscar Lesser says it's also a good place to raise a family. It seems like its all smiles and sunshine here in El Paso. It really is let me explain why #ItsAllGoodEP.