It was jaw-droppingly ugly. Unprecedented. Across the country, Brazil fans cheered their team on expecting that "six" would be the number of world titles they'd own, not the goal-differential. But watching Brazil lose, 7-1, to Germany was a nightmare they'll never forget. One look at their faces will tell you that.
The legendary rock ‘n’ roll festival Lollapalloza is headed to South America for the second time next spring, and Foo Fighters have signed on to headline. Lollapalooza will make its way to Santiago, Chile, from March 31-April 1, and will touch down for the first time ever in Brazil for a April 7-8 stint in Sao Paulo.
Abby Wambach's incredible last-gasp goal tying the United States with Brazil to force penalties -- which the US won -- was an incredible sports moment, well-called by Adrian Healey of ESPN. But for that extra bit of goofy magic, you just have to turn to over-the-top former CBS play-by-play man Gus Johnson and Bill "Major Onions" Raftery.
Gisele Bundchen has raped Tom Brady with fashion. She is totally emasculating him. Look at this video of Brady down in Bundchen's native Brazil for Carnival talking about how great everything is then giving the swishiest samba of any man who purports to be heterosexual ever.