We all knew it was going to happen, (the hell we did, we don't give a shit really) We thought the Mayans were going to take us out but NO!!!! A stupid little flare on the sun will be our demise. Well, Not me because I prepared for this day, That's right Ronson is a dooms day prepper. I have a hole dug in my back yard and gallons of sunscreen. I don't use GPS cause I don't care where I am. It may disrupt power grids, My power has been cut off buy the great people of EPE and satellites may screw up but if you have satellite cable it's already always screwed up. Oh yes, and I don't plan on flying around the polar regions. Sorry my friends, fans and freaks, as you boil in your own skin I will be lathered in sunscreen.



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