Yep, they're looking for someone to kick "Aliens" ass if it tries coming here.

Alien life and UFO's, according to the government, don't exist.  NASA must know something Uncle Sam doesn't because they not only believe in little green men, they want protection!  According to NASA:

is currently looking for someone with a secret security clearance to ensure alien life, or "organic-constituent and biological contamination" doesn't make it's way back in a space ship.

I didn't read the benefits and perks but, the pays not bad ... up to $187,000 annually. There better be plenty of vacation time though, protecting an entire planet sounds pretty stressful.

this person is "responsible for the leadership of NASA's planetary protection capability, maintenance of planetary protection policies, and oversight of their implementation by NASAs space flight missions."  Candidates must have "advanced knowledge of Planetary Protection," experience overseeing nationally significant space programs and have demonstrated "skills in diplomacy that resulted in win-win solutions during extremely difficult and complex multilateral discussion." -

I'm soooo not making this up, read the actual job listing.