Many Years ago I had participated in helping cook the turkey for Thanksgiving and after that I never helped again. Once the turkey gets that soft texture I had to pick it up and place it in the container to cook in. Let me just say that was the hardest mission for me cause the turkey's heavy and to move from counter to the stove is a big distance. Basically I pretty much wrestled with getting the turkey into the container  The video below pretty much shows what I went through years ago except for the window part and I never volunteered again. Take the poll below if you ever had a mishap like myself on Thanksgiving Day.