Doorbusters ain't got nothin' on these sizzling — and totally phony — Black Friday specials.

Imgur user obviousplant showed some real holiday inspiration by creating a bunch of fake Target ads for Black Friday and then putting them up at a store.

Call us cynical, but the deals in this circular seem miles better than anything else Target — or any other store — may offer to entice customers as we kick off this Christmas shopping season.

And a free falcon? Who wouldn't want that, right?

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