First and foremost, I'M INNOCENT!!!!!

I was in El Paso during this interruption.

So, I guess there was this train accident and they sent out the oldest reporter lady they had on staff and she is just about to tell us how horrific this accident was when Scott Ronson-wannabe grabs the microphone and says live on television what we all wanna say!

BE ADVISED, NOT SAFE FOR KIDS, CHURCH, WORK, ORPHANS, SMALL ANIMALS OR YOUR MAMA!