Buzz’s Thought on How to Improve These Olympic Sports
A survey asked Americans, “Out of the newer Olympic sports, which ones should stick around and which ones should be dropped?”. People seem to really like baseball and karate. The ones they’re not so hot on: Three on Three Basketball and Sport Climbing. I’m just brainstorming here but…here are some improvements I think they could implement to make current Olympic sports more enjoyable.
Currently: a bunch of people row a boat to, I guess, a finish line?
Improvement: Every boat has to include a crewmember from the opposing team. That guy is allowed to row in the opposite direction.
Currently: It’s basically “fancy horse dancing”
Improvement: Use monkeys instead of humans as riders
100 METER HURDLES
Currently: runners have to jump over stuff
Improvement: Add blindfolds
Currently: It’s two people lunging and seeing who can stab the other a fraction of a millisecond sooner
Improvement: Sharpen those tips a little bit. I think it would add an important element of DEFENSE to the sport
Currently: Fastest swimmer wins
Improvement: Add a dog-paddling event. Individual, relay, medley…I think we’d like to see how the world’s greatest swimmers would fare if they had to swim like toddlers.
Currently: It’s all about form and who makes the tiniest splash
Improvement: Add a belly flop. It would bring some much-needed diversity in the form of fat athletes trying to make the BIGGEST splash possible.
Here are a few more ideas that I haven’t completely fleshed-out yet:
- Non-Stoned Skateboarding
- Volleyball on a rocky beach instead of a sandy beach
- Archery Dueling
- Water Marco Polo
- Combine Trampoline with the High Jump
- Barefoot Race Walking on VERY Hot Pavement
- Greco-Roman Style Battle Royale
Again, I’m not married to any of these. Just spitballing ideas is all.