Buzz Answers Fan Mail

EMAIL: yeahright@gmail.com

MY QUESTION OR COMMENT:
Dear Shock-Jock Wannabes Who Are Really Just Tools,
I’m wondering why you don’t just move your broadcast to the parking lot behind El Paso Waste Disposal. That way the trash that you churn out every morning and post on your website would be closer to home.

The only two reasons you guys survive is (1) Limited choice (typical in El Paso) and (2) because the average minus-five I.Q (and everything that goes with that) is alive and flourishing here.
I have a long commute in the morning and hate listening to commercials about SHAMALEY FORD!! TACOS Y MAS!! , etc., so I scan frequently. I tuned in for less than 5 minutes just after the start of the 7 o'clock hour today and I have to say, that those 5 minutes of my life were the most disgusting, vile, crude, rude 5 minutes of radio I’ve heard since I moved to this hole. I’m amazed and saddened that your constantly recycled and DEGRADING dialogue about porn stars, strippers, boobs & drugs passes for a morning show. Do you think people taking their kids to school want to listen to your filth? Buzz, why don’t you let your daughter listen in the morning? I’m sure her father’s never-ending channel of (again) porn stars, strippers, boobs & drugs would be a great model for her feelings about herself as a woman later on in life.
You are nothing more than cheap, smut-peddling misogynists. Buzz believes he’s a beacon of intelligence for this sad, silly city and Mando is in love with himself. Can’t say much about Duke as he strikes me as the most intelligent being on the show, though that’s not saying quite a lot. As for Teresa, what gives? I guess you just dig living in the locker room.
I will never, ever tune to KLAQ in the morning again. Your show DISGUSTS me! I can't believe that the FCC allows you to air this kind of garbage on radio.
If ignorance was a crime you'd all be serving several life sentences in the penitentiary right now.

Subject: KLAQ Website Question/Comment
Reply-To: <yeahright@gmail.com>

Oh, my God. This is the greatest compliment I’ve gotten in years! No shit…in YEARS! I was really starting to worry that we’d lost some of our “edge” because almost everybody, including the mayor, the city council and thousands of average listeners only tell me how great the show is!   Thank you! Thank you, yeahright@gmail.com!

I haven’t gotten this kind of impassioned response since the early 90’s when people would get their panties in an absolute twist because I said the word “nards”.
You are the best kind of listener, really. You just spent,  probably , 10 minutes to write an e-mail about 30 seconds of my show. Someone claiming to be the biggest fan of the Morning Show wouldn’t have put that kind of effort in.

I feel…invigorated! Thanks for taking the time to write. You have made me very proud of myself today.

PS:  Oh, to answer your question: no, I wouldn’t let my daughter listen to my show. What kind of  sociopath would let a child listen to a show where they talk about sex and porn stars and drugs?!? Actually, yeahright@gmail.com, I’m kind of concerned about you that you would even suggest such a thing. Have you spoken to anyone about these kind of thoughts? Professionally, I mean?

PPS:  And this just occurred to me, actually. If this all stems from the “Dripping Wet Naked Beaver Photo of the Day”….you didn’t actually look at the picture, did you? Because, when you do , you are going to feel awfully silly.

Thanks again and please feel free to write often!

Buzz