I've never been good at filling these things out, but here it goes. I like long walks in cold mountain air, preferably with snow on the ground. I enjoy drinking fine soda by the crackling fire, and deep tissue massage. I hope to one day grow up an become and astronaut, so I can fly to Venus to see if that's really where women come from. If it's true, I'll bring one back for you, too. Unless it's a dude you want, and then you're out of luck...sorry. My favorite month is October, because Halloween is the best holiday ever! It allows me to openly proclaim my love and obsession with scary movies without being seen as some sort of lunatic. Okay, not too much of a lunatic. I'm a huge fan of rock and metal music, and you'll often hear me blasting the control room speakers into oblivion every night during my show. My engineer doesn't like me very much, since he has to fix them. Sorry, Mike.
Johnnie Walker
Black Veil Brides Rock Their New Song “In The End” Live – Check it Out! [VIDEO]
Black Veil Brides' new song "In The End" has been tearing up stuff on the air since it came out, and now there's a cool live version you can watch! These guys were Live at the Show, and AltarTV let t out for us. At the very least, this will end the speculation as to whether any of the band members are actually women, since most of them play shirtless. Ladies, this one is for you. Happy V
Ozzy’s “Bark at the Moon” Rocked by Lacuna Coil – Annihilator – Turisas Members! [VIDEO]
On this year's 70,000 Tons of Metal cruise, some really amazing thing happened, including this performance of Ozzy's classic "Bark at the Moon"! Cristina Scabbia from Lacuna Coil sang, the amazing Jeff Waters of Annihilator fame shredded the guitar, and the rest of the band consisted of Robert Engstrand from Turisas on keyboards, bassist Marc Lynn of Gotthard, and Janne Parviainen from E
If You Ever Want to Feel Better About Yourself – Watch These Videos!
Once again, the conversations and posts on Facebook have made my day. One of my friends posted a link to this great video, where this rocket scientist doesn't understand why no one will help her move deer crossing signs. Those inconsiderate deer just want to cross in the wrong places, so we should move the signs, so the deer will see them somewhere with less traffic and cross there, instead.
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Ladies – Now is the Time to Begin Sleeping in the Nude – It’s For Your Health, Really!
It's nice having girls as friends on Facebook, since they'll post all kinds of interesting things on their timelines. Things we can learn from, and even things we can use as leverage against them.
This article falls under both categories, I think. Someone posted a link to a story on Cosmopolitan, explaining to women why they should sleep naked. Naturally, this caught my eye. Apparently, it's healt
Time To Crank Up a New Video for “Anastasia” From Slash and Myles Kennedy! [VIDEO]
This is a cool track that starts off with a nice little acoustic intro (just ignore the Les Paul he's playing in the video) and then kicks into a cool classical-style riff before the vocals come in. This song could also have one of my favorite Slash solos in it...those fast runs in the middle kick serious buttock. Crank it up and check it out!
Did Lamb of God’s Randy Blythe Cause a Fan’s Death? I Don’t Think So – Let’s Go to the Video!
So earlier today I was having a conversation about our websites, and someone asked me about the whole Lamb of God/Randy Blythe arrest story that's been not making news around the US. It really should be a bigger story, but since it's a metal band, no one gives it any consideration.
This is what seems to be going on:
Funny Video – Men And Women Swapping Roles At The Bar [VIDEO]
I don't know about the rest of the guys out there, but if women did stuff like this...I'd be totally okay with it. I think my favorite line is, "Wow, it's a taco-fest in here." Watch this and have a laugh!
Need a Pep Talk for Your Day? The Best Pep Talk EVER [VIDEO]
If you're not having the best day, this kid can help. He's full of a surprising amount of awesomeness and wisdom. Some of may favorites:
Like that dude Journey said, "Don't stop believing. Unless your dream is stupid."
What Would It Be Like If Men And Women Swapped Roles At The Gym? [VIDEO]
Take a look at this video. Do you see yourself in any of these parts? Of course, it's always better to see the women checking out their butts in the mirror, but that's coming from my point of view. And a hot, sweaty woman pushing out reps on a machine, that's nice, too. Watch this and have a laugh!
Soundgarden’s NewVideo for “By Crooked Steps” Makes Me Want a Segway [VIDEO]
Dave Grohl directed the latest video from Soundgarden, for the song "By Crooked Steps". It came out today, and features the band in a chase scene, all bikered up on Segway personal transport thingies. Wouldn't it be cool to get arrested on one of those things? The cops would probably be just as embarrassed as you. Enjoy!
Some of the Best (And Hot) Female Guitarists You Might Never Have Heard Of [VIDEO]
I'm a big fan of guitar players, of pretty much any style. I'll go from Tosin Abasi to Ol Drake to Andy McKee to Pat Metheny. I love what you can do on the guitar. There are a lot of really good (and hot) female guitarists out there, who maybe don't get enough credit for playing that they should.
Never Guess About What Size Condom You Need – One Of The Most Useful Apps Ever
There is now an app for EVERYTHING! Are you tired of strangling your buddy in a condom that's too small? Or maybe losing it if you put on one that's too big? (I know, no one EVER has THAT problem, right?) But really, you just want to know that it's big enough to walk around with your buddy hanging out.