Okay, it's official: Sarah Palin is a ditz! (As if we didn't know this already.) Here are two reports on Palin's revisionist history as it regards Paul Revere's midnight ride. This is basic American history, people! It's one thing if you forget a couple of details here and there, but screwing up the WHOLE STORY?!

It's inexcusably dumb. And, as the Monster correctly points out, it's especially inexcusable if you're running through the original 13 colonies in a bus decked out with over-the-top American icons that would make Steven Colbert proud.

And then she blows an opportunity to admit she screwed up on FOX NEWS?!

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